Jet Li walked into a pub in New York with his pal.
He says to his pal: “Hey! That’s Steven Spielberg over there! God, I wish he’ll come over to say “hi”.
Spielberg suddenly walked over and gave the man a punch on the nose.
Li : “Hey!! What that’s for?!”
Spielberg : “You bloody Japanese killed my granddad when you
bombed Pearl Harbour!”
Li : “I’m not Japanese! I’m Chinese!”
Spielberg : “Chinese, Vietnamese, Japanese, you’re all the same!”
Spielberg walks back to the other side. Then Jet Li calmly walks over to Spielberg and gives him a really heavy punch on the face.
Spielberg : “Hey! What that’s for….. !?!”
Li : “YOU BLOODY! YOU SANK THE TITANIC!”
Spielberg : “No, I didn’t, an iceberg sank the Titanic!”
Li : “Iceberg, Carlsberg, Spielberg, you’re all the same!”